Hello Gentlemen, What’s Your Pleasure?

My name is Ashley Jade. A good friend once told me: “I live by the 50/50 rule. Fifty you and fifty me. If you’re not having fun, neither am I … ” Likewise for all of you; if I’m not having fun – neither are you… Ha Ha Ha… just kidding, I couldn’t resist. Honestly, if you aren’t having fun, neither truly am I.

Looking for some quality time with an athletic, quick, outgoing and prone to exhibitionism partner? My name is Ashley Jade. I’m a petite blonde with green eyes and a wicked smile. I guarantee that I can provide you with all of the benefits of the ultimate girlfriend, without all of the negatives.

Except the fact that I might stalk you … only in my spare time though … my stalker reviews are all rated 9′s and 10′s for going the extra mile!!! lol. Totally kidding. You are also encouraged to check out my TER reviews. About that, I’m not kidding. Test drive the car … you may not like the feel of it.

OR you just might …

VERY IMPORTANT: When you and I meet for our scheduled time, have the donation in PLAIN SIGHT. Please place it in an envelope and don’t write anything on it. If I don’t see it in an obvious location upon arrival, I will not ask. I will leave. This is very simple and it avoids an awkwardness that isn’t
necessary or conducive to our time together.